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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Getting Older Ain't for Sissies!!


Getting Older Ain't for Babies!! Well, it is, but not for Sissies!!

I have always had a love/hate relationship with myself. When I was young and had PERFECT skin, I worried about my tummy or thighs, or hair, or weight. I should have appreciated that skin!!! Now that I am Uh'hem, in my mid 40's I would love to have ANY of the things I hated years ago!! LOL! The only time I was really happy with myself was when I was pregnant. I felt beautiful. Well, when I wasn't trying to keep my hair out of the toilet while I was puking my guts out. Not too mention the body aftermath! Ugh!!

I have realized we don't just become older women, it seems we are turning into another species!! "Cougars" is the new term. However, I now have to watch for a hair that springs out of my chin, so "Billy Goat seems more appropriate!! I wasn't warned!!!

I have decided I want to be this type of grandma. Hair in a bun, emergency tissue shoved up the sleeve of my sweater, and the requisite half a stick of gum in my purse. Baking cookies and and screaming down the sidewalk with my far-in-the-future grandchildren. Think of a more controlled Mrs. Piggle Wiggle. I say WAY in the future since my oldest is only 18. I was originally hoping to be like the "CHEERS" show (for those of you who remember) Cliff the Mailman who still lived in the basement of his Mother's house. "HEY MA!!!!" I don't think the boys are going to co-operate. So on to plan B.

I will give everyone a word of warning though. One day I said, "Dear God, I wish I looked younger.".............I woke up the next day with a zit.

11 comments:

  1. You're funny!! and you're beautiful!!

    xo
    Bryanna

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  2. Bryanna~Bless your sweet near sighted heart!!

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  3. WOW! I'm blown away by the beauty of your blog and have signed to follow! Everything here is filled with colorful joy and spirit! Thank you!
    Have a great day!
    Coralie

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  4. Jody it's been too long! We must keep touch more often. I LOVE your blog - it's wonderful! Hugs, Kim :)

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  5. Coralie Welcome!! Thank you so much for your kindness and encouragement!!

    KIM!!! I have missed you too!!!

    I appreciate so much you wonderful gals joining me for Blog fun!!

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  6. Hello! I wanted to stop by and tell you how meaningful your comment left on my blog was to me. I see that you are one of the Pink Girls I so adore with your lovelier than lovely rose sprinkled background and swaps that take the breath away. Try as I might to craft elegant, it always turns out cute. Sigh! Visits to such beautiful places make my day! I absolutely love your Occupation description! I love the joy that comes across in describing your family. A happy place to be! Elizabeth PS It just seems like I don't sleep, it's called Empty Nest Syndrome!

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  7. Jody, I found you through Canary's Cupcake blog for your swap. Lovely sweet items! I had to tell you we are close in age--and thinking along the same lines--so I have an 2.5yr old at early 40's-go to the mall for her sandals. as you can imagine-she is IN everything. Off to Vic Sec-Ok-not ready for the granny panties YET-Oh and I live in the South so everyone tells you their life story (remember D is running around like a banshee-2.5yr olds!) Somehow my age is given when checking out and the sales clerk says my Mom is your age-GROAN! Sigh--I'm going to wash that grey right outta my hair LOL! I'll be the Grandma on the college campus in 15 yrs :) Kris

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  8. Yeah! Welcome to my New Friends!! Personal issues and a computer crash have left me bereft of the web! I am on my sisters waaay too complicated hi-tec laptop! So I will not be around much for another week!!
    Hugs!! Jody

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  9. I am cracking up at your post !! I so very much can relate :)
    I smiled at your grandma description because that is exactly how my grandma was ~
    xoxo
    Lori

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  10. Oh my goodness, you crack me up! A ZIT! :)
    Yes, we have to learn to live with what we've been given . . . the good and the bad. If we could just find the positive in everything . . . but when you are looking at body parts that have been taken over by gravity ~ we all need to stand upside down for the next year and maybe it would all go back into place! :)
    Have a great day! Karen

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  11. LOL! You just described me! Except I am running around chasing our 5 year old VERY ACTIVE, ONRY, little tasmanian devil of a grandson. We adopted him....
    I would never have it any other way but man I LIVE for time alone in my own house! Stay up til 2 in the morning just so I can wind down!
    warmly
    Diane

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